Fresh Dog Poo
A fictional fragrance for someone who insists on bringing the outdoors in. Choose this printed box design for a deeply earthy double take.
WRONG BOX CO. / AN ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY INVENTION
A breath of foul air
A breath of foul air
Packaging artwork is a concept preview.
For someone with very questionable taste in candles
Terribly sented candle — Vomit
Set the mood. Clear the room.
All the elegance of a luxury candle, with a fragrance nobody asked for. Choose Fresh Dog Poo, Public urinal smell or Vomit for the printed design, then hide their real present inside this empty novelty gift box. The scent is entirely fictional. The double take is theirs.
£7.99
One empty printed box
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THE IDEA IS FICTIONAL. THE DOUBLE TAKE ISN'T.
Home fragrance has taken a terrible turn.
They love a scented candle. They have opinions on top notes. Now they can have several more opinions on a box promising the least relaxing aromas imaginable. Luxury candle language meets a truly unfortunate choice of fictional fragrance, with your perfectly normal present waiting inside.
Public urinal smell
An imaginary aroma that takes the idea of a statement bathroom accessory much too literally. All the offence stays on the printed packaging.
Vomit
For the candle collector who thought they had seen everything. A fictional fragrance with an unforgettable name and a much nicer gift inside.
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO THIS IS FOR.
The right person.
The very wrong box.
For candle collectors, house-proud friends, the colleague who loves a spa day, or anyone who enjoys a suitably terrible joke with their gift.
A LITTLE COMMITMENT TO THE BIT.
Make the reveal
worth the wait.
Tell them you found a candle with a truly distinctive fragrance. Let them read the label, then invite them to open the empty novelty box you filled with their real present.
This is their boxTHE ACTUAL, NON-FICTIONAL DETAILS.
Good joke.
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Check your real gift against the usable internal dimensions before choosing your box. The imaginary invention is strictly a packaging concept.
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FAIR QUESTIONS. QUESTIONABLE PRODUCT.
Before you
commit to the bit.
Does the box actually smell?
No. The fragrances are fictional names printed on the packaging. This is an empty, unscented novelty gift box; no candle, wax or fragrance is included.
Can I choose the scent on the packaging?
Yes. Select Fresh Dog Poo, Public urinal smell or Vomit above. Your basket records the selected printed design. Each purchase is one empty gift box.
What arrives with my order?
One empty printed Terribly sented candle — Vomit novelty gift box. The fictional products shown on the packaging are not included. You add your own real gift. Please check the box specifications and dispatch and delivery estimates before ordering.
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