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WRONG BOX CO. / AN ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY INVENTION Artisan Dog Poo Selection Box — empty printed novelty gift box Chef's regrets

Packaging artwork is a concept preview.

For the impossibly adventurous foodie

Artisan Dog Poo Selection Box

A gift in very poor taste.

They love a tasting menu. They know a local producer. They are about to have several questions. This empty novelty gift box dresses up a truly terrible idea as the next big thing in artisan food. Hide their real present inside and let them digest the packaging first.

£7.99 One empty printed box

You bring the real gift. We bring the wrong first impression.
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Real box. Fictional product. You are buying an empty printed novelty gift box. The product pictured and your actual gift are not included.

THE IDEA IS FICTIONAL. THE DOUBLE TAKE ISN'T.

Farm to table has gone too far.

Somewhere between the small-batch chutney and the ethically sourced truffle oil, foodie culture took a wrong turn. This is the box waiting at the end of that turn. All the seriousness of an artisan selection. A concept nobody should ever put on a cheeseboard.

An acquired taste. Allegedly.

The fictional delicacy takes the language of gourmet gifting to its least appetising conclusion.

Let them read the label.

The joke is that first careful glance, followed by the much less careful second one.

Your present is the palate cleanser.

It is an empty novelty box. Their actual gift goes inside; no food or dog poo is included.

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO THIS IS FOR.

The right person.
The very wrong box.

Made for the friend who calls every snack a tasting experience, the sibling with opinions on olive oil, or the dog lover with a suitably terrible sense of humour.

A LITTLE COMMITMENT TO THE BIT.

Make the reveal
worth the wait.

Hand it over with the confidence of someone who has discovered an exciting little deli. Let them read the name before inviting them to open it and find the perfectly normal gift you put inside.

This is their box
THE ACTUAL, NON-FICTIONAL DETAILS.

Good joke.
Check the fit.

Check your real gift against the usable internal dimensions before choosing your box. The imaginary invention is strictly a packaging concept.

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FAIR QUESTIONS. QUESTIONABLE PRODUCT.

Before you
commit to the bit.

Please tell me there is no actual dog poo?

There is no dog poo, no food and no edible product. You are buying an empty novelty gift box with a fictional artisan-food theme.

Who is brave enough to receive this?

Anyone who enjoys a gross-out joke. It is especially fitting for foodie friends and dog owners; you know their sense of humour best.

What arrives with my order?

One empty printed Artisan Dog Poo Selection Box novelty gift box. The fictional products shown on the packaging are not included. You add your own real gift. Please check the box specifications and dispatch and delivery estimates before ordering.

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