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WRONG BOX CO. / AN ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY INVENTION Emergency Meeting Escape Button — empty printed novelty gift box Let's not circle back

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For your favourite person on mute

Emergency Meeting Escape Button

This could have been a gift.

Another quick catch-up. Another calendar invitation with no end in sight. This empty novelty gift box offers the fictional escape button every meeting-weary colleague has imagined. Hide something good inside and give them a much better reason to step away from their desk.

£7.99 One empty printed box

You bring the real gift. We bring the wrong first impression.
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Real box. Fictional product. You are buying an empty printed novelty gift box. The product pictured and your actual gift are not included.

THE IDEA IS FICTIONAL. THE DOUBLE TAKE ISN'T.

Your next action item: escape.

We have all been there. The agenda has wandered off. Someone has said quick one for the third time. A meeting escape button is an impossible little fantasy, and this box takes it just seriously enough to make an excellent gift for the person sharing your pain.

An imaginary office essential.

The fictional button gives a name to the urge to disappear when a catch-up becomes a workshop.

Shared suffering. Gift wrapped.

The premise does the explaining for a work bestie, an office gift swap or a familiar Secret Santa dilemma.

No button. Better surprise.

You receive an empty novelty gift box for your real present. It cannot end a meeting, however tempting that sounds.

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO THIS IS FOR.

The right person.
The very wrong box.

For the colleague who messages you during meetings, the friend with a permanently full calendar, or the office Secret Santa recipient whose job you only vaguely understand.

A LITTLE COMMITMENT TO THE BIT.

Make the reveal
worth the wait.

Present it as a much-needed addition to their desk. Allow a moment of genuine hope, then invite them to open the box and find the actual gift.

This is their box
THE ACTUAL, NON-FICTIONAL DETAILS.

Good joke.
Check the fit.

Check your real gift against the usable internal dimensions before choosing your box. The imaginary invention is strictly a packaging concept.

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FAIR QUESTIONS. QUESTIONABLE PRODUCT.

Before you
commit to the bit.

Is there a working escape button inside?

No. This is an empty novelty gift box featuring a fictional product. There is no button, app or meeting software included.

Would this work for office Secret Santa?

It is made for that familiar office joke. Add your own present inside and choose someone who shares your sense of humour about meetings.

What arrives with my order?

One empty printed Emergency Meeting Escape Button novelty gift box. The fictional products shown on the packaging are not included. You add your own real gift. Please check the box specifications and dispatch and delivery estimates before ordering.

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