Artisan Dog Poo Selection Box
Small batch. Locally sourced. Deeply concerning.
Your lovely present. Our ridiculous box.
Give them a moment they'll never forget
(and briefly wish they could).
For your favourite people.
And the ones who are really hard to buy for.
Small batch. Locally sourced. Deeply concerning.
Finally. Wireless internet, with more wire.
Because your socks deserve a complicated solution.
They know what they did. Now they can say sorry.
For meetings that really, really could have been emails.
Fresh breath. No more world domination.
To be absolutely clear: imaginary products and your real gift are not included.
Choose the fictional product most likely to leave them politely speechless.
Put your actual present inside the empty printed box. Wrap it up. Keep a straight face.
Confusion. Concern. Relief. Laughter. A whole emotional journey, courtesy of a box.
The outside says questionable life choices.
The inside says you actually know them.
Go on. See how a terrible idea makes a great gift.
The ridiculous box is just the beginning. Your real gift goes inside.
3 BOXES.One Wi-Fi Extension Cable. One Pet Apology Translator. One Emergency Meeting Escape Button.
Three empty boxes. Your birthday, Secret Santa and “just because” mischief, sorted.
We believe a great gift should come with a great story. Preferably one that starts with, “You should have seen your face.”
So we pair premium-looking packaging with deeply unnecessary inventions and a very British commitment to the bit. Beautiful on the outside. Utter nonsense on the outside, too.
Meet your next bad ideaEvery purchase is an empty printed box. The products on the packaging are imaginary. You supply the real gift. We supply the glorious misunderstanding.
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Everything you need to know
about buying absolutely nothing.
In a very nice box.
You're buying an empty printed novelty gift box. The fictional product shown on it does not exist and is not included. Put your own real gift inside before giving it to someone.
Each empty box is £7.99. The Triple Threat Bundle is £18.99 for the Wi-Fi Extension Cable, Pet Apology Translator and Emergency Meeting Escape Button boxes — a saving of £4.98.
Your actual present! Check the usable internal dimensions, material and assembly details before choosing your gift. The packaging artwork is a concept preview.
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Anyone who appreciates a good double take. Think birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, retirement gifts, and the friend who insists they don't want anything.
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